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A caddy’s answer to a golfer

Number :10 Golfer: “I think I’m going to drown myself in the lake.” Caddy: “Think you can keep your head down that long, sir?”

Number : 9 Golfer: “I’d move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course.” Caddy: “Try heaven sir, you’ve already moved most of the earth.”

Number : 8 Golfer: “Do you think my game is improving?” Caddy: “Yes sir . . . . You miss the ball much closer now.”

Number : 7 Golfer: “Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?” Caddy: “Eventually, sir.”

Number : 6Golfer: “You’ve got to be the worst caddy in the world.” Caddy: “I don’t think so sir . . . That would be too much of a coincidence.”

Number : 5 Golfer: “Please stop checking your watch all the time. It’s too much of a distraction.” Caddy: “It’s not a watch sir – it’s a compass.”

Number : 4 Golfer: “How do you like my game?” Caddy: “It’s very good sir – but personally, I prefer golf.”

Number : 3 Golfer: “Do you think it’s a sin to play on Sunday? Caddy: “I’m afraid the way you play sir, it’s a sin on any day.”

Number : 2 Golfer: “This is the worst course I’ve ever played on.” Caddy: “But this isn’t the golf course . . . . We left that an hour ago sir.”

And the Number : 1 . . . . Best Caddy Comment: Golfer: “That can’t be my ball, it’s too old.” Caddy: “It’s been a long time since we teed off, sir.”

Bonus . . . An old favorite . . . about the Golfer who has been slicing off the tee at every hole …. He finally gives up and asks his long suffering caddy . . . Golfer: “Can you see any obvious problems . .. . ?” Caddy: “There’s a piece of crap on the end of your club.” The Golfer picks up his club and cleans the club face . . . Caddy: “No sir, it’s at the other end”

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